The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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