Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
