Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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