Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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