we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The adults are the big ones right?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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