Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She's the barista slut.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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