is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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