Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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