saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
