Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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