Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just invented taco cereal.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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