how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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