wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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