so that wasnt chicken after all
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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