Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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