I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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