Dual....:-)
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Randomize
