There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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