so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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