I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Mom said you looked used
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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