If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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