Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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