i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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