Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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