I want to stick my p in your. b.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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