found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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