He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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