I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize