Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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