in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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