weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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