? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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