You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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