The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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