I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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