Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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