Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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