I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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