Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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