I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We’re leaving where are you
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