Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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