worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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