i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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