hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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