Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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