Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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