So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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