butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
