if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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