Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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