yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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