i barfeds in our rink
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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