That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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