yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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