I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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