Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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