spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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